Tuesday 2 April 2013

w = डब्ल्यू ?

w = डबल्यू को समझो

आज बच्ची 4 कक्षा की नई विज्ञान पुस्तक का शीर्षक देखा

What`s What
General Knowledge

उसका कम पढ़ा पढ़ा पापा ने पढ़ा

"दब्लहाट्स दब्लाहाट"
"गेनरल कनोवलेदगे"

हा हा हा

Monday 11 March 2013

kemotherapy - ban it

Rob-z RUllz - "Chemotherapy" होता है भाई... अगर बैन कर दिया तो कैंसर का इलाज तू करेगा ?
अष्टांगयोग से सतयुग निर्माण - हां ..kemo से कोई ठीक नहीं होता.. बुरी मौत मरता ह

Rob-z RUllz - तो तुम ठीक कर दो.... युवराज सिंह तो ठीक हो गया ।
अष्टांगयोग से सतयुग निर्माण - Who said? It will reokkur.
n kemo is helpful only in very very inishial staej...it has enormous harmful effekts ...nd tendency to reokkur persists...a danjerous horrible death....  nd how many r kapable to afford best kemo operators?
Rob-z RUllz - भाई तुम कर दो ठीक लोग chemo करवाएँगे ही नहीं !!!! पर शोर क्यों मच रहे हो जब तुम्हारे पास उसका इलाज ही नहीं है और ना ही बैन करने की पॉवर तो क्यों चिल्ला रहे हो !!
Tum kisi ko Bukhar ki goli muft Mai De nhi chemo ki afford ki baat ke rhe !!!
Bimari choti thodi hai or afford na kar sako to kisne bola kyu dusro ki suvidha par jal rahe ho
अष्टांगयोग से सतयुग निर्माण - Anulom vilom 100%kyor of kancer n free
Rob-z RUllz
Koi shak nhi!! Par 3rd stage pe anulom vilom karna sabhav nhi
अष्टांगयोग से सतयुग निर्माण
IIT 3RD YR STUDENT WITH +1KG KANCER AT LAST STAEJ WAS ASKED TO DIE....BY ANULOM VILOM HE KILLED KANCER...FREE OF KOST..5 TO 6 HRS ANULOM VILOM
Rob-z RUllz
Sabhi to nhi kr sakte!!! Uski umar kam hogi vo adredh umar Mai hote vo nhi kr sakte
अष्टांगयोग से सतयुग निर्माण
55k anpadh vykti ne kiya ab kancer peedito ki klass le rha hai...nipat ganwar
Rob-z RUllz
Uski last stage nhi hogi!!

Saturday 9 March 2013

मेस्सागे or, message

message =मेस्सागे ...सही शब्द है messaej
vigilence = विगिलेन्स सही शब्द है vijilence
use = उसे ......सही शब्द है yoos
nature = नटूरे .....सही शब्द है naechar
game = गमे ......सही शब्द है gaem
rape = रपे / रापे ....सही शब्द है raep
make = मके ......सही शब्द है maek
knowledge = क्नोलेड्गे .सही शब्द है nolej
...............­..बचपन से ही ginious / गिनिउस था ....jinious
         ********************

मेरी जिन्दगी की सबसे बड़ी उपलब्धि
engineer से enJineer बनना यानि तर्क का जागरण
engineer =एनगिनीर
तर्क न होता तो ज्ञान योग के पास भी न आ पाता
GATE = गटे *instead yoos GAET
LATE =लटे *instead yoos LAET
MATE =मटे *instead yoos MAET
FATE =फटे *instead yoos FAET
HATE =हटे *instead yoos HAET
RATE =रटे *instead yoos RAET
DATE =डटे *instead yoos DAET

its your choice - if r getting lojikal then only u kan get GOD by lojik route else follow bhkti marg with 1000% devoshan n ask for mukti / salvaeshan

भारतीय इंग्लिश

Thursday 20 December 2012

attenshan plijjj...... (attention please)

daenjer........ .............danger...g se ga...gamle wala
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Ginger
हा हा हा
हाहा
हाहा
हाहा
हाहा
हाहाहा
गिंगर

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Home            होमे
GAME          गामे ....गमे...
NAME          नामे......नमे
Take              टके
Take              टके
table              तबले
bhartiy english
                   Spirichualism= a saaintifik living n saaintifik death
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ek baba jekale the...pankaj baba
ek monkey the...monky baba


dono ne dekha desh angrejik jaal mme jakda hua ..bharat ka aatmsamman is illojikal apang bhasha ke tale daba hai.......fir RACHNA HUI BHARTIYA ANGREJI.....EK MISHAN...BRITISH ANGREJI KO LONDON CHOR KE AANE KI
Dinner डाइननर q k kite काइट i आई

Congratulate        सोंगरेटुलाटे
kongraechulaet    कोंग्रैचुलेट
Wind, Tilt, kind किंड
Imagine मेगिने  imajin इमेजिन 
                                           bhartiya english

Made in india    मडे इन इंडिया (fooliaganj)
भारत maed

BUDDHI PARIKSHAN........................
LINK...............LINE
LINK...............LAAIN

JNM DIN PAR DUSRO KO KYA KEHTE HO...HAPPY BIRTHDAY
GALAT HAI.....IS SANDESH KO KOPY KARKE RAKHO V ISE HI POST KARO

जन्म दिन की हार्दिक बधाई हो
जीवन में हर्ष उत्साह उल्लास भरा रहे
इस दिन पर अन्ग्रेजी पध्धति से केक काटना छोड़ के
प्रातःमाता पिता ,बड़े जनो के पैर छु के आशीर्वाद ले
प्रातः नहा के छोटा सा हवन अवश्य करे व् इश्वर से जीवन में शांति की कामना करे
11 या 21 या 51 अधसिकी रोटी बनवाये व् गोउ ,कुत्ते ,सांड आदि को खिलाये
पुनः जन्म दिन की शुभकामनाये

Thursday 15 November 2012

Living in relashanship : कुत्ता-कुतिया सहनिवास व्यवस्था

LIVING IN RELASHANSHIP: अंग्रेजी का प्रकोप


 एक चिंतन :-
.
...kulchar follows a languaej....
We are following which languaej ?
.....tending to adopt western kulchar... animal kulchar????

Waek up ……..Taek gaet paas…go hom…..Read again with errors                                                   Wake …up……….take…. gate…. pass..go home…..



भाषा के पीछे संस्कृति चलती है.... 
अंग्रेजी आई !!  अपनी संस्कृति का ज्ञान कम हुआ...... 
lov marrij aam hui…
NASHA MANSAHAAR AAM HUA….
fir gay marrij shuru hui…
lesbian marrij shuru hui….
ab living in relashanship shuru ho chuki hai……

    ek samay tha lov marrij hone pe baap praan de deta......tha sharm se !!!!!
aaj lov marrij nhi kaam vivaah ho rhe hai…
yani kaam k liye jude the fir lov ho gaya

         living in relashanship yani bina byaah ke saath saath rehna…..yani hindi me… kutta kutiya sah niwas vyvstha………………..ab jb bachche paida honge tou koun palega………………..?  
...............ORPHANEJ !!!!



GAY relashanship = कुत्ता-कुतिया सहनिवास व्यवस्था
Lesbian relashanship = कुतिया- कुतिया  सहनिवास व्यवस्था



Angreji ke badhte prabhaav se metro shahro me kutta kutiya sahniwaas vyavstha praarmbh ho chuki hai……………………….



waek up..taek gaet pass.go hom…bachcho ke skool jaa ke admission kancel kara k hindi/SANSKRIT madhyam me karvao……….



WAEK UP…TAEK GAET PASS GO HOM..Q K 10 SAAL BAAD VIVAAH NHI HO SAKENGE AAPKE BACHCHO K..Q K AAJ HUM SAB SO RHE HAI…………………..



”WAKE UP-WAEK UP”



Sanskrit ek vigyanik bhasha…sanskrit se utpann sanskriti 100% saaince….sanskrit se hindi pe aana hi paap tha…kuch gyaan gira….hindi me urdu mili..aur gyaan gira..aaj hindi hi gir gayi…………….HI KULCHAR HAS KOM 



 SANSKRITAM VADAMI…………..A LANGUAEJ OF HEALTH………BHARAT KI AATMA……….itni bhashaye ho k bhi hamari sanskriti ek hai q ke bharat ki sab bhashao ki janani ??????????......ek hai…sanskrit.            Eeshwar urja hai…is urja ke kuch niyam hai jinse hatne pe ye urja swayam dandit karti hai v hamaare ander vo vyvstha baithi hui hai jo eeshwariya niyamo se hatne pe swatah dand dena chalu kar deti hai…..ye niyam vedo me Sanskrit me likhe hai..yani Sanskrit eeshwariya bhasha hai…ab vedo ke gyaan me  milavat ki gayi v agyaan failaya gaya apne swarth k hetu…natija hua Sanskrit gayi….vigyanik sanskriti ka eeshwariya gyaan gaya...ATAH HUM AAJ KALYUG K IS MOD PE AA GAYE HAI………….chunki eeshwar ek vigyaan hai….atah ye vigyaan ab sab theek krne me sakriya ho gaya hai…ye swatah hota hai…..eeshwar ka 100% gyaan=satyug…fir girta % kalyug tak lejata hai…..eeshwar satat sakriya hai…….



EESHWAR KO PADHO V USKE NIYAMO ME HUI AVAGYA KE PAAP SE BACHO………………LIVING IN RELASHANSHIP….



KYA AAP KEH PAAOGE KE MERI BETI BOMBAY ABHI SUREHSH  KE SAATH REH RHI HAI…..FIR 13 MAHINE BAAD KAHOGE AB RAMESH KE SAATH HAI….RAMESH SE UTPANN BACHCHA ANATHAALAY ME HAI……….ab kahoge ke hum apne bachcho ko rokenge…..nhi hum nhi rok paayenge q ke har vyakti kaam me…apne kaam ki jugad me ghum rha hoga……..yani hum swayam living and nonliving relashanship me fase honge..jo k aaj shuru hai…v mana karne ki naitik taakat hogi hi nhi………vo samaaj jisme koi pati patni nhi hai..vo jeevan kis kaam ka……ye ho hi nhi sakta ke hum bhasha videshi apnaaye v sanskaar swadeshi ho….bhasha ek jameen se judi hoti hai….jameen maa hoti hai….yadi aap hindi apnate ho tou barat maa se judte ho sanskaar bharat ke honge….yadi angreji apnate ho to maa England ho jayegi….angreji seekhte hi har bachcha apni maa se milne ko London ya amerika bhaagne lagta hai….yani bhasha videshi tou sanskaar videshi hone hi hai…samay lag sakta hai 2 se 3 peedhi ka par ENGLAND KI KUTTA KUTIYA SANSKRITI AAYE BINA NHI RAHEGI…YE SANSKRITI HAR TARAH SE DUKH DENE WALI V NASHA BADHANE WALI HAI.



ITS GOING TO HAPPEN…TAB HUM KAHENGE KYA KAREIN JAMANA HI YE AA GAYA HAI…..KOUN LAYA….ANGREJ…NO…HAMAARI ANGREJI KI OR DOUD.



WAEK UP BEFOR ITS TOO LAET…………………samay ke kisi mod pe vapas mudna hoga…..jab purn roop se lut lenge tab loutenge ya ab?…………….kam se kam hastakshar to apni bhasha me ho

saaintifik mekaenism of GOD

akchually there is no god....
god is a saaintifik mekaenism.    
soul is enerjy.. a kluster of waves...and god is also enerjy...
everything is this universe is made of waves.
.........waves konvert into matter and matter konverts to waves.....

So if u see; everything is god.. u me.. jack..all r god........But realizaeshan is must.........
Faith on jejus/ram/shiv is a another saaince which helps to pass this journey of soul with ease... 
Only man needs god, koz it has innumerable desires/fears/stress so its more dependent on god. Animal aar not dependent on god...  dey dont worship....  but outkome of sprichual saaince (saaince of life death n salvaeshan)is dat...
we must work to improve our existing system .i.e, equality for all kreachars....and good deeds....helping deprived..feeding animals....why?...koz one soul takes lacs of births and it passes through all forms of animal.....now whole earth is kapchured by human..so animal r striving to meet their ends....ppl r eating animals for fun/taste but dey kan be our relatives...koz one soul takes many births...so a stray animal on street kan be our died family member.....so messaje of god is to make system dat takes kare of all of us..so live with peace is his messaje..he doesnt need worship....HE NEEDS GOOD DEEDS...WHY?...KOZ THE SYSTEM OF HELP OF DEPRIVED...FEEDING AN HUNGRY ANIMAL WILL HELP YOU WHEN YOU WILL BE ANIMAL....SO THE KURRENT BIRTH IS TO UNDERSTAND THE SAAINIFITK SYSTEM OF GOD AND MAKE A SYSTEM OF KARE FOR EVERYONE..KOW,DOGS,PIGS,HEN..ALL...DONT EAT ANIMALS FOR FUN/TASTE IF U HAVE VEJ KOZ THE SAME SYSTEM WILL KILL YOU IN NEXT BIRTH....DONT FEEL PRIDE YOU R GENERAL MANAGER...VICE PRESIDENT...PRIME MINISTER...KOZ NAECHAR IS A GREAT LEVELLER...THE VERY NEXT BIRTH KAN BE OF DOG IN STREET..SO IN ONE BIRTH YOU R KALLING MUNICIPALITY TO KILL STREET DOGS..IN NEXT U R RUUNNING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE....GOD DOESNT EXIST..ITS A GREAT AUTOMATIK SELF PUNISHING MEKAENISM...UNDERSTAND IT...RESPEKT IT...AND DO GOOD FOR SOCIETY AS MUCH YOUR WALLET+TIME SUPPORTS YOU .........VERY ASHAMED DAT THE KOW WHICH WAS WORSHIPPED IN BHARAT IS BEING SENT TO BUCHAR HOUSE AND PPL STILL WORSHIP GOD...HA HA....NOW WHT GOD WILL DO WHEN DEY BEKOMES KOW....SO ITS A GREAT SYSTEM......A AUTO PUNISHING AND REWARDING SYSTEM.....since it kant be kleared to all so its said he is their in abode/heaven..so ppl fear but since he never komes infront doubt is kreated and ppl do sin...and for every sin there is a very akute auto punishing mekaenism in body.....very deep saaince...every sin is punished...(how ask me)..god is enerjy..n has strong messaje..THE SAME TIME OF ENERJY WILL RETURN MANIFOLD TO U WHICH U EMMIT FOR OTHERS...SO EMMIT ENERJY OF PEACE/LOVE/KOMPASSION...